2022
1/13/22
@ Horse Thief BBQ
I: Boss > Costco-19 > Jessica > Watching Movies > Ride or Die > Power of Pizza
1/27/22
@ Horse Thief BBQ
I: Regulars* > Birthday Check > Falling Down > Model Citizen > The Sweet > The First Mushroom Trip Ever
*first time played
2/24/22
@ Horse Thief BBQ
I: Engagement Annoucement > Kitty Porn* > Sweet Tats > Scottie Pippen* > Difference* > Dick Pic* > Older Women* > Don't Dude Me* > Time Traveler
*This joke is now retired from being performed because Dave is no longer single
2/27/22
@ Comedy Chateau
I: Costco-19 > Watching Movies > DJ's > Whole New World Techno Remix
3/10/22
@ Horse Thief BBQ
I: Boss > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > 4th Mom
3/25/22
@ Flappers Comedy Club
I: 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > 4th Mom
3/30/21
@ Eagle LA
I: Gay Porn Beatbox*
*performed at a gay leather bar while vintage hardcore gay porn played above comedians heads on tvs. Took requests for different genres to beatbox the soundtrack of the porn
3/31/21
@ Hennessey's Tavern
I:Eagle Banter > Boss > Jessica > Craft Brews!*
*first time played
4/15/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Boss > Costco-19 > Watching Movies > Costco-19 > Craft Brews! > Model Citizen
4/19/22
@ Flights Beer Bar
I: News Man Rap > Boss > Costco-19 > Jessica > Craft Brews!
4/21/22
@ Horse Thief BBQ
I: Eagle Banter > Boss > Craft Brews! > Cat Hair
4/28/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Wordle* > Impressions > Jessica > Impressions > Watching Movies > Impressions > Ride or Cry > Giraffe 69 > On Paper > Impressions > Vintage Max > Impressions > Time Traveler
*first time played
5/13/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Friday the 13th* > Kendrick Day* > Thom Yorke > Wordle > Lemons on the Side^ > Watching Movies > Ride or Cry > Power of Pizza Part One
*first time played
^opening joke of Craft Brews! only, first time played
6/3/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: CLosed Angeles* > McVid* > Regulars > Boss
*first time played
6/30/22
@ Horse Thief BBQ
I: Regulars > Boss > CLosed Angeles > Once In A Lifetime > McVid > Costco-19
7/1/22
@Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Familiar Face Intro > Cat People > Cat Hair > Lemons on the Side > The Sweet > 2nd CVS, Boss, Facial > Adoption
7/5/22
@ Flappers Comedy Club - YooHoo Room
I: Boss > Costco-19 > Jessica > Lemon on the Side > Model Citizen
7/28/22
@ Comedy Chateau
I: Boss > Everyday Kung Fu > Costco-19 > Jessica > Part of Your World Techno Remix
8/16/22
@ Hi Hostel
I: Beatbox Name Game > America Banter > Impressions > Giraffe 69 > Older Women# > Rules* > Watching Movies > DJ's > This is 40*^ > Everyday Kung Fu
#already out of retirement after five months
*first time played
^opening to Craft Brews!
8/20/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Costco-19 > This is 40 > Watching Movies > Ride or Die > Messy Rooms > Rules > DJ's
8/23/22
@ Flight's Beer Bar
I: Boss > Facial > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > 4th Mom > Birds and the Bees* > This is 40 > Rules > Impressions > Giraffe 69
*first time played
8/29/22
@ Hollywood Improv
I: First Dose* > Costco-19 > This is 40 > Heart Brain Body* > 3 Moms > Birds and the Bees > America#
*first time played
#performed America by Neil Diamond as part of Tribute, a comedy show in the Lab with the theme of the 80's
9/19/22
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Impressions > Giraffe 69 > This is 40 > Crocs > Craft Brews! > Rules > Craft Brews! > Watching Movies
9/29/22
@ Horse Thief BBQ
I: Liquid Death Driving* > Boss > Impressions > Dick Pic > Impressions > This is 40 > Heart Brain Body > Impressions > Facial > Impressions > Jessica > Giraffe 69 > 3 Moms > Impressions >Whole New World Techno Remix
*first time played
10/3/22
@ Panchos Mexican Restaurant
I:Boss > Watching Movies > Costco-19 > Model Citizen
10/10/22
@ Oaks Tavern
I: Boss > Dick Pic > Facial > Watching Movies > Ride or Cry > News Man Rap > Model Citizen
10/14/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Rant > This is 40 > Crocs
10/18/22
@ Shamrock Pub
I: Dave from the North^ > Boss > Regulars > Costco-19 > Jessica > Rules > Exes Underwear* > Watching Movies > Everyday Kung Fu > Ride or Cry > Power of Pizza Part 2 > Freedom of 95 > 4th Mom > Model Citizen > This is 40 > Crocs > Adoption > Heart Brain Body > DJ's > When You Wish Upon a Star Techno Remix > Joshua Tree!
^banter off of host
*first time played
10/21/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Oh My Ribs! Colonoscopy Banter > Jessica > Watching Movies > Ride or Cry > Exes Underwear > Adoption > Ex Friend*
*first time played
11/17/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Boss > Male Friend > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > 4th Mom
11/18/22
@ The Hollywood Comedy
I: Boss > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > 4th Mom > Giraffe 69
12/16/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Bank of Satan* > Impressions
*with lighting and sound effects during Satan part by Matthew Collins
12/30/22
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Goodbye to Oh My Ribs! Story* > 3 Moms**
*told my history of coming to Ribs over the years and how much it has meant to me
** told the very first joke I ever performed at Ribs