2016
1/8/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room
I: Vintage Max* > Broke As Fuck^
*first time played
^unfinished
1/11/16
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Akane Shinya*
*first time played
1/21/16
@ Electric Lodge
I: Vintage Max > Peak Hours* > Catblocking > Allergic Escort > Rescue > Kitty Porn
*first time played
1/23/16
@ Comedy Palace (hosting)
I: 3 Moms > Act Feminine > 1 in 5 > Messy Rooms > Kitty Porn > Rescue > Tiny Dancer Techno Remix, Difference, Giraffe 69 > Skinny Jeans > Tripping Cop, News Man Rap, Dick Pic, Sweet Tats
2/2/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room
I: 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Older Women > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Rescue > Hakuna Matata Techno Remix
2/4/16
@ Park Bar
I: Birthday Check > Peak Hours > Skinny Jeans > Daddy* > Lil Lil Wayne > Tripping Cop
*first time played
2/5/16
@ Fubar
I: Birthday Check > Vintage Max > Peak Hours > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > Under The Sea Techno Remix
2/9/16
@ Headroom
I: Under The Sea Techno Remix > Be Our Guest Dub > Thom Yorke > Don't Dude Me > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > Skinny Jeans > Tripping Cop > Everyday Kung Fu
3/3/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room
I: Dick Pic > Peak Hours > Scottie Pippen > 1 in 5 > Back On OKCupid > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > Difference
3/10/16
@ Bar Lubitsch
I: Sprint of Shame > Whole New World Techno Remix > Dick Pic > 1 in 5 > Mirror > Difference > Vintage Max > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Rescue
3/25/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Older Women > Matching Socks > The Bachelor > Don't Dude Me
4/4/16
@ Brennans Pub
I: Text Banter^ > Vintage Max > Fun Game > The N Word > 2nd CVS Fake Out > Paul Palmeri Banter* > Under The Sea Techno Remix
^ Read a disturbing text I received from an unknown number to the crowd. Had them vote for which response I should do and then texted it. Paul Palmeri came on stage before that and did 10 seconds
* Paul Palmeri knew what CVS stood for so I called him up again and he did another 10 seconds of stage time.
4/7/16
@ Park Bar
I: First Time Doing Stand Up > Kitty Porn^ > Older Women^ > 3 Moms^^
^remix beatbox version featuring Jamal Coleman freestyle
^^remix beatbox version by Kris Rubio featuring Jamal Coleman freestyle
4/12/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room
I: Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > 2nd CVS
4/24/16
@ DBA Wine Bar
I: 1 in 5 > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Whole New World Techno Remix
5/6/16
@ Hong Kong Inn
I: Chinese Restaurant Banter > Everyday Kung Fu > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Older Women > Dick Pic > Back On OKCupid > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > Hakuna Matata Techno Remix
5/10/16
@ LeStats Coffee Shop
I: Chair Banter* > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > Under The Sea Techno Remix > A Whole New World Techno Remix^ > Everyday Kung Fu
*woman was trying to move chairs around right in front of the stage
^extended version
5/12/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room
I: Dick Pic > Too Available > Older Women > Messy Rooms > Kitty Porn > Cat Guy > Allergic Escort
6/2/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room
I: 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Rescue
6/7/16
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Voting > Gregorious B.I.G. > Bar Fight* > News Man Rap
*two guys at the bar started arguing so I provided a blues style beatbox soundtrack with the lyrics "bar fight"
6/15/16
@ The Scene
I: Dick Pic > Mirror > Voting > Earthgasm > Scottie Pippen > Messy Rooms > Sweet Tats > When You Wish Upon A Star Techno Remix^
^extended version
6/16/16
@ Park Bar
I: Dick Pic > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck
6/24/16
@ The Comedy Palace
I: 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Older Women > Everyday Kung Fu
II: Sprint of Shame > A Whole New World Techno Remix > Dick Pick > Black Girl > Scottie Pippen > Vintage Max > Kitty Porn > Rescue > Act Feminine
7/8/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Thom Yorke > Tinder Shirt* > 1 in 5 > The Bachelor > Pregame Ritual* > Peak Hours > Bowling
*first time played
7/12/16
@ Redballs Rock & Roll Pizza
I: Under The Sea Techno Remix > Sprint of Shame > 2nd CVS
7/19/16
@ Cock-n-Bull
I: 2nd CVS > 3 Moms > Vintage Max > Catblocking > With Child > Kitty Porn > Achy Breaky Heart Techno Remix
7/25/16
@ Brennan's Pub
I: Don't Dude Me > 1 in 5 > The Bachelor > Pregame Ritual > My Girl
8/18/16
@ The Palace
I: Adam Sandler Movies* > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Older Women > Hakuna Matata Techno Remix
*first time played
8/19/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Life in L.A.* > Sprint of Shame > When A Man Loves A Woman Techno Remix** > Islands In The Stream Techno Remix** > 2nd CVS
*first time played
** with stage lights, extended version
8/29/16
@ Atascadero Mental Hospital (hosting)
I: Can You Feel The Love Tonight Techno Remix > Bank of Satan > Everyday Kung Fu > Sweet Tats, News Man Rap, Kitty Porn, Gregorious B.I.G.
9/3/16
@ Loyola Marymount KXLU Studio (88.9 FM)
I*: Dick Pic, Scottie Pippen, Pregame Ritual, Kitty Porn, Mirror, Difference, DJ Chris interview^
*jokes told live on the air as DJs played electronic music set
^was interviewed by a college freshman as DJ Chris, a 14 year old who just started DJing.
9/6/16
@ The Lexington
I: Life In L.A. > Earthgasm > Uber Gos* > Peak Hours
*first time played
9/9/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Power of Pizza > Bowling > Life in L.A. > Intermission^ > Vintage Max > Cat Hair* > Netflix & Chill* > Kitty Porn > Rescue
^called an intermission mid-set to bring up comedian Teddy Margas who told a story about Faye Dunaway
*first time played
9/15/16
@ Splash Bar
I: Virginity Story* > A Whole New World Techno Remix > Scottie Pippen^ > Catblocking^^ > The N Word^^^ > Kitty Porn > Rescue
*told story about how my first time was actually my second time
^with techno ending
^^performed while on audience members lap
^^^performed in a choke hold from same audience member
9/18/16
@ Slide Inn
I: Chanting Prank* > Life in L.A.** > Gregorious B.I.G. > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Older Women > Act Feminine
*told crowd that if someone walks into the venue during my set I will start gregorian chanting and they should give me a standing ovation to confuse the person who walked in.
**right after joke someone starting walking in and prank was performed
9/22/16
@ Little Joy
I: Life in L.A. > A Whole New World Techno Remix > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95^ > Act Feminine
^a girl cheered when I said I was from Connecticut so I invited her to sit onstage and she did for the rest of the set, occasionally interacting with me
10/3/16
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Earthgasm > Life in L.A. > Sepurration Anxiety* > Tripping Cop > Lil Lil Wayne > DMX Crying > Skinny Jeans > Giraffe 69 > Thom Yorke
*first time played
10/10/16
@ Brennan's Pub
I: Life in L.A. > Sprint of Shame > Power of Pizza Part 2 > Cover Letters > Sepurration Anxiety > Rescue > ATM Etiquette > Bowling
10/18/16
@ 3rd Street Live
I: Life in L.A. > Broke As Fuck > 2nd CVS > Rescue > Sepurration Anxiety > Bear Necessities Techno Remix
11/11/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Cancer Perks* > Best Week Ever* > Life in L.A. > 2nd CVS > Rescue
*first time played
11/19/16
@ Camp Trip - Crave
I: Bob Ross* > Best Year Ever > Life in L.A. > Rescue > 2nd CVS > A Whole New World Techno Remix**
*first time played
**extended version with crowd doing lights with their flashlights and glow sticks
11/21/16
@ Brennan's Pub
I: Bob Ross > Best Year Ever > Earthgasm > Dick Pic > Difference > Scottie Pippen > 1 in 5 > Messy Rooms > Sweet Tats
12/9/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater
I: Best Year Ever > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Don't Dude Me > Crazy
12/16/16
@ Fubar
I: Star Wars Banter > Unemployment Banter > Tinder Shirt > Life in L.A. > 3 Moms > Power of Pizza Part 2 > Jingle Bell Rock Techno Remix