2016

1/8/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room

I: Vintage Max* > Broke As Fuck^

*first time played
^unfinished


1/11/16
@ Universal Bar & Grill

I: Akane Shinya*

​*first time played


​1/21/16
@ Electric Lodge

I: Vintage Max > Peak Hours* > Catblocking > Allergic Escort > Rescue > Kitty Porn

​*first time played 


1/23/16
@ Comedy Palace (hosting)

I: 3 Moms > Act Feminine > 1 in 5 > Messy Rooms > Kitty Porn > Rescue > Tiny Dancer Techno Remix, Black Girl, Giraffe 69 > Skinny Jeans > Tripping Cop, News Man Rap, Dick Pic, Sweet Tats


2/2/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room

I: 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Older Women > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Rescue > Hakuna Matata Techno Remix


2/4/16
@ Park Bar

I: Birthday Check > Peak Hours > Skinny Jeans > Daddy* > Lil Lil Wayne > Tripping Cop

*first time played


2/5/16
@ Fubar

I: Birthday Check > Vintage Max > Peak Hours > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > Under The Sea Techno Remix


2/9/16
@ Headroom

I: Under The Sea Techno Remix > Be Our Guest Dub > Thom Yorke > Don't Dude Me > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > Skinny Jeans > Tripping Cop > Everyday Kung Fu


3/3/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room

I: Dick Pic > Peak Hours > Scottie Pippen > 1 in 5 > Back On OKCupid > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > Black Girl


3/10/16
@ Bar Lubitsch

I: Sprint of Shame > Whole New World Techno Remix > Dick Pic > 1 in 5 > Mirror > Black Girl > Vintage Max > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Rescue 


3/25/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater

I: 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Older Women > Matching Socks > The Bachelor > Don't Dude Me


4/4/16
@ Brennans Pub

I: Text Banter^ > Vintage Max > Fun Game > The N Word > 2nd CVS Fake Out > Paul Palmeri Banter* > Under The Sea Techno Remix

^ Read a disturbing text I received from an unknown number to the crowd. Had them vote for which response I should do and then texted it. Paul Palmeri came on stage before that and did 10 seconds
* Paul Palmeri knew what CVS stood for so I called him up again and he did another 10 seconds of stage time. 


4/7/16
@ Park Bar

I: First Time Doing Stand Up > Kitty Porn^ > Older Women^ > 3 Moms^^

^remix beatbox version featuring Jamal Coleman freestyle
^^remix beatbox version by Kris Rubio featuring Jamal Coleman freestyle 


4/12/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room

I: Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > 2nd CVS


4/24/16
@ DBA Wine Bar

​I: 1 in 5 > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Whole New World Techno Remix 


5/6/16
@ Hong Kong Inn

I: Chinese Restaurant Banter > Everyday Kung Fu > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Older Women > Dick Pic > Back On OKCupid > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > Hakuna Matata Techno Remix


5/10/16
@ LeStats Coffee Shop

I: Chair Banter* > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck > Under The Sea Techno Remix > A Whole New World Techno Remix^ > Everyday Kung Fu

*woman was trying to move chairs around right in front of the stage 
​^extended version 


5/12/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room

I: Dick Pic > Too Available > Older Women > Messy Rooms > Kitty Porn > Cat Guy > Allergic Escort 


6/2/16
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room

I: 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Rescue

6/7/16
@ Universal Bar & Grill

I: Voting > Gregorious B.I.G. > Bar Fight* > News Man Rap

*two guys at the bar started arguing so I provided a blues style beatbox soundtrack with the lyrics "bar fight" 


6/15/16
@ The Scene

I: Dick Pic > Mirror > Voting > Earthgasm > Scottie Pippen > Messy Rooms > Sweet Tats > When You Wish Upon A Star Techno Remix^

​^extended version 


6/16/16
@ Park Bar

​I: Dick Pic > Vintage Max > Broke As Fuck 


6/24/16
@ The Comedy Palace

I: 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Older Women > Everyday Kung Fu

II: Sprint of Shame > A Whole New World Techno Remix > Dick Pick > Black Girl > Scottie Pippen > Vintage Max > Kitty Porn > Rescue > Act Feminine 


7/8/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater

I: Thom Yorke > Tinder Shirt* > 1 in 5 > The Bachelor > Pregame Ritual* > Peak Hours > Bowling

*first time played 


7/12/16
@ Redballs Rock & Roll Pizza

I: Under The Sea Techno Remix > Sprint of Shame > 2nd CVS 


7/19/16
@ Cock-n-Bull

I: 2nd CVS > 3 Moms > Vintage Max > Catblocking > With Child > Kitty Porn > Achy Breaky Heart Techno Remix


7/25/16
@ Brennan's Pub

I: Don't Dude Me > 1 in 5 > The Bachelor > Pregame Ritual > My Girl


8/18/16
@ The Palace 

I: Adam Sandler Movies* > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Older Women > Hakuna Matata Techno Remix

​*first time played


8/19/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater 

I: Life in L.A.* > Sprint of Shame > When A Man Loves A Woman Techno Remix** > Islands In The Stream Techno Remix** > 2nd CVS

​*first time played
** with stage lights, extended version


8/29/16
@ Atascadero Mental Hospital (hosting)

I: Can You Feel The Love Tonight Techno Remix > Bank of Satan > Everyday Kung Fu > Sweet Tats, News Man Rap, Kitty Porn, Gregorious B.I.G.


9/3/16
@ Loyola Marymount KXLU Studio (88.9 FM)

I*: Dick Pic, Scottie Pippen, Pregame Ritual, Kitty Porn, Mirror, Black Girl, DJ Chris interview^

*jokes told live on the air as DJs played electronic music set 
^was interviewed by a college freshman as DJ Chris, a 14 year old who just started DJing. 


9/6/16
@ The Lexington 

I: Life In L.A. > Earthgasm > Uber Gos* > Peak Hours

*first time played


9/9/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater

I: Power of Pizza > Bowling > Life in L.A. > Intermission^ > Vintage Max > Cat Hair* > Netflix & Chill* > Kitty Porn > Rescue

^called an intermission mid-set to bring up comedian Teddy Margas who told a story about Faye Dunaway 
​*first time played


9/15/16
@ Splash Bar

I: Virginity Story* > A Whole New World Techno Remix > Scottie Pippen^ > Catblocking^^ > The N Word^^^ > Kitty Porn > Rescue

*told story about how my first time was actually my second time
^with techno ending
^^performed while on audience members lap
^^^performed in a choke hold from same audience member 


9/18/16
@ Slide Inn

I: Chanting Prank* > Life in L.A.** > Gregorious B.I.G. > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Older Women > Act Feminine 

*told crowd that if someone walks into the venue during my set I will start gregorian chanting and they should give me a standing ovation to confuse the person who walked in. 
**right after joke someone starting walking in and prank was performed 


9/22/16
@ Little Joy 

I: Life in L.A. > A Whole New World Techno Remix > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95^ > Act Feminine 

^a girl cheered when I said I was from Connecticut so I invited her to sit onstage and she did for the rest of the set, occasionally interacting with me 


10/3/16
@ Universal Bar & Grill

I: Earthgasm > Life in L.A. > Sepurration Anxiety* > Tripping Cop > Lil Lil Wayne > DMX Crying > Skinny Jeans > Giraffe 69 > Thom Yorke

​*first time played 


10/10/16
@ Brennan's Pub

I: Life in L.A. > Sprint of Shame > Power of Pizza Part 2 > Cover Letters > Sepurration Anxiety > Rescue > ATM Etiquette > Bowling


10/18/16
@ 3rd Street Live

I: Life in L.A. > Broke As Fuck > 2nd CVS > Rescue > Sepurration Anxiety > Bear Necessities Techno Remix 


11/11/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater

I: Cancer Perks* > Best Week Ever* > Life in L.A. > 2nd CVS > Rescue

​*first time played 


11/19/16
@ Camp Trip - Crave 

I: Bob Ross* > Best Year Ever > Life in L.A. > Rescue > 2nd CVS > A Whole New World Techno Remix**

*first time played
**extended version with crowd doing lights with their flashlights and glow sticks 


11/21/16
@ Brennan's Pub

I: Bob Ross > Best Year Ever > Earthgasm > Dick Pic > Black Girl > Scottie Pippen > 1 in 5 > Messy Rooms > Sweet Tats 


12/9/16
@ Oh My Ribs! Theater

​I: Best Year Ever > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Don't Dude Me > Crazy 


12/16/16
@ Fubar 

I: Star Wars Banter > Unemployment Banter > Tinder Shirt > Life in L.A. > 3 Moms > Power of Pizza Part 2 > Jingle Bell Rock Techno Remix