2014
1/6/14
@ Pancho's Mexican Restaurant
I: Florida Banter > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull# > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Cat Guy* > Kitty Porn > Back On Tinder > Older Women > Black Girl > Dog in Heat > Too Available > Everyday Kung Fu > Couple Banter > Oh Baby I Love Your Way Techno Remix > I Will Always Love You Techno Remix > Islands in the Stream Techno Remix
#first time played
* Party Mix Fakeout renamed
1/7/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill "Turbo Tuesdays"
I: Too Available > Messy Rooms > Glow in the Dark Stars* > Wrong Hole > Older Women > Crazy* > Sweet Tats > Everyday Kung Fu > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > No Scrubs Techno Remix
*first time played
1/22/14
@ Kim's Sports Bar
I: Shower Banter > Sweet Tats > Back On Tinder > Low Key > Broke As Fuck* > Renaissance Rape > e-tard > 1 in 5 > Glow in the Dark Stars > Messy Rooms > Don't Dude Me > Older Women > Black Girl > Hoblow > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix
*first time played
1/25/14
@ Havana Restaurant, El Monte, CA
I: Sprint of Shame > I Will Always Love You Techno Remix > Cat Guy > Birthday Cat > Kitty Porn > Older Women > Sweet Tats > Everyday Kung Fu
2/16/14
@ Copa, Palm Springs, CA
I: Banter > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix > Bump-n-Grind Techno Remix > Sprint of Shame > Too Available > Older Women > Birthday Cat > Cat Guy > Allergic Escort > Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > Messy Rooms > Sweet Tats > Everyday Kung Fu
2/19/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room
I: Back On Tinder > Party Mix
2/25/14
@ Echoes Under Sunset "Vagina Cupcake with Marc Maron"
I: e-tard > Birthday Cat > Cat Guy > Catblocking > Allergic Escort
2/26/14
@ Old Town Restaurant "Rico's Comedy Show" Huntington Beach, CA
I: e-tard > ATM Etiquette > Older Women > Act Feminine > Ann Taylor > 2nd CVS* > Putting Phone Away > Sweet Tats > Back On Tinder > OKCupid Message Reading**
* first time played
** received a message on phone while on stage and read it to crowd
2/27/14
@ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA
I: Banter > DMX Crying > News Man Rap > Sprint of Shame > Power of Pizza > Landslide Techno Remix > Too Available > Black Girl > Everyday Kung Fu
3/11/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill "Turbo Tuesdays"
I: Sinus Infection Banter > Broke As Fuck > ATM Etiquette > Take My Breath Away Techno Remix
3/13/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club Yoo Hoo Room
I: Black Girl > Older Women > Ann Taylor > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms
3/20/14
@ TPC, Inglewood, CA
I: e-tard > 2nd CVS > Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > Once In A Lifetime* > Everyday Kung Fu
*Ann Taylor renamed
3/24/14
@ Unurban Cafe, Venice, CA
I: Broke As Fuck > ATM Etiquette > Too Available > Act Feminine > Black Girl > 2nd CVS
3/26/14
@ 2J's Lounge, Fullerton, CA
I: 2J's Facebook Banter > Hoblow > My Pony Techno Remix > Cover Letters > Bank of Satan
3/27/14
@ Redwood Bar "Booty Call Thursdays"
I: End Of The Road Techno Remix > Broke As Fuck > Act Feminine > News Man Rap > 2nd CVS
4/7/14
@ Pancho's Mexican Restaurant, Redondo Beach
I: Uconn Banter > News Man Rap > DMX Crying > Catblocking > Cat Guy > Kitty Porn > Act Feminine > Once In A Lifetime > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix
4/15/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill "Turbo Tuesdays"
I: e-tard > Black Girl > Too Available > Too Available Dub* > Act Feminine > Dog in Heat > Don't Dude Me > Renaissance Rape
* first time played
4/24/14
@ Win Within Warehouse "The Roll Up"
I: e-tard > DMX Crying > News Man Rap > Too Available > Cat Guy > Kitty Porn > Black Girl > Messy Rooms > Don't Dude Me > Sprint of Shame > I Wanna Sex You Up Techno Remix*
*extended version
5/1/14
@ Green Tree Inn, Victorville, CA
I: Cat Guy > Kitty Porn > Scottie Pippen* > Act Feminine > Too Available > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms > Everyday Kung Fu > I Will Always Love You Techno Remix
* first time played
5/7/14
@ The Office "Overtime", San Bernadino, CA
I: Banter > News Man Rap > DMX Crying > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > All My Life Techno Remix > Bump-n-Grind Techno Remix > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Dick Pic* > Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Rescue* > Messy Rooms > Freestyle Rap#
* first time played
# ended set with a freestyle
5/8/14
@ Pig-n-Whistle "Silly Ass Show"
I: Sprint of Shame > 1 in 5 > Back on OKCupid > Broke As Fuck > Cat Guy > Rescue > Scottie Pippen > Too Available > Act Feminine > Dick Pic > ATM Etiquette > ATM Etiquette Dub > Bank of Satan > 2nd CVS
5/12/14
@ Danny's On Venice
I: Name Game* > All You Need Is Love Techno Remix* > Broke As Fuck > Cat Guy > Rescue > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Act Feminine > Sweet Tats > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > Kitty Porn
*walked around audience doing reggae beatboxing and trying to find audience member with the strangest first name
5/14/14
@ McCabes Bar
I: 1 in 5 > Back On Tinder > Older Women > Glow In The Dark Stars > Dick Pic > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Allergic Escort
5/18/14
@ McFaddens, San Diego, CA
I: e-tard > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Cat Guy > Rescue > Scottie Pippen > Older Women > Act Feminine > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Don't Dude Me > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > Row Your Boat Techno Remix# > Happy Birthday Techno Remix* > Messy Rooms
# extended version
*birthday song for Jamal and Edi
5/22/14
@ Park Bar, Burbank, CA
I: Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > 1 in 5 > Too Available > Older Women > Sprint of Shame > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix
5/23/14
@ Bombay Bar & Grill, Ventura, CA
I: Act Feminine > 2nd CVS > 1 in 5 > Scottie Pippen > Too Available > Everyday Kung Fu
5/27/14
@ The Office, Burbank, CA
I: Acid Trip Banter > Happy Haircuts > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > Power of Pizza
6/5/14
@ Win Within "The Roll Up"
I: Cheesy Weed Banter > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Sweet Tats > Everyday Kung Fu
6/9/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Black Girl > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > e-tard > Fear Factor* > Dick Pic > Scottie Pippen > Older Women > 1 in 5 > Back On OKCupid > Broke As Fuck
*first time played
6/17/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Cat Guy > Rescue > Hoblow > I Will Always Love You Techno Remix > Messy Rooms > Scottie Pippen > Sweet Tats
6/25/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club
I: Sprint of Shame > Wind Beneath My Wings Techno Remix > Scottie Pippen > Act Feminine > Black Girl > Giraffe 69* > Sweet Tats
* first time played
6/26/14
@ Brownstone Pizzeria
I: Chanting Banter* > Power of Pizza# > Gregorian Chanting** > Giraffe 69 > e-tard > Scottie Pippen > Too Available > 3 Moms > Older Women > Black Girl > It's All Coming Back To Me Now Techno Remix
* told audience that if someone walks into the pizzeria during my set i will stop whatever bit I am doing and start doing gregorian chanting. When I finish I asked that they all give me a standing ovation.
#unfinished due to patron walking in
**standing ovation, then did a cover of "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G.
7/15/14
@ The Lexington
I: Giraffe 69 > 2nd CVS > Cover Letters > I Want To Dance With Somebody Techno Remix
7/29/14
@ Jon Lovitz Club - taping for JLCN
I: Act Feminine > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > Black Girl > Messy Rooms > Scottie Pippen > Everyday Kung Fu
7/30/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club Main Room
I: Sprint of Shame > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix > Act Feminine > Black Girl > Scottie Pippen > Everyday Kung Fu
7/31/14
@ Park Bar
I: Giraffe 69 > 1 in 5 > Back On Tinder > Don't Dude Me > Dog in Heat > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > DMX Crying
8/7/14
@ Wine Rack, Ventura, CA
I: Wine Banter > Act Feminine > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95* > Older Women > 1 in 5 > Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > 2nd CVS
*first time played
8/13/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club, YooHoo Room
I: e-tard > Cat Guy > Rescue > DMX Crying > News Man Rap > 1 in 5
8/23/14
@ Alano Comedy Club, Riverside, CA
I: e-tard > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms > Joshua Tree! > Everyday Kung Fu > All You Need Is Love Techno Remix
8/24/14
@ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club
I: Bass Solo > News Man Rap > Cat Guy > Kitty Porn > 3 Moms > 1 in 5 > Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > Can't Get Enough of Your Love Techno Remix
9/3/14
@ McCabes Bar
I: Groupie Banter > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Back On Tinder > Older Women > Messy Rooms
9/8/14
@ Venice Bistro
I: e-tard > Sprint of Shame > Under The Sea Techno Remix > A Whole New World Techno Remix > News Man Rap > Freestyle Rap > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Dick Pic > Freestyle Rap
9/9/14
@ Good Luck Bar "The Good Luck Show"
I: e-tard > Cat Guy > Rescue > Allergic Escort
9/11/14
@ Park Bar
I*: 1 in 5 > Scottie Pippen > Dick Pic > Mirror > Older Women > Act Feminine > Kitty Porn > Fear Factor > Razr Cock > Fake Plant** > 3 Moms > Black Girl
*entire set was performed with a guitar
** first time played
9/16/14
@ Universal Bar and Grill
I: First Time Doing Stand Up* > When You Wish Upon A Star Techno Remix > A Whole New World Techno Remix > Hakuna Matata Dub Remix
*introduced as a person attempting stand up for the first time, first time played
9/24/14
@ Lot B Cafe
I: Record Banter > e-tard > 2nd CVS > Scottie Pippen
9/25/14
@ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA
I: Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Rescue > Kitty Porn > Scottie Pippen > Older Women > 3 Moms > 2nd CVS
10/5/14
@ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club
I: A Whole New World Techno Remix > Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Everyday Kung Fu
10/8/14
@ Work Out Room
I: Pamela Anderson* > Thom Yorke* > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95
*first time played
10/9/14
@ Pig-n-Whistle
I: Thom Yorke > Tripping Cop* > Giraffe 69 > Dirk Diggler* > Scottie Pippen > Too Available > Destroy* > Mirror
*first time played
10/15/14
@ Red Balls Rock-n-Roll Pizza
I: Tambourine Banter > Sprint of Shame > A Whole New World Techno Remix* > Bare Necessities Techno Remix# > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Rescue > Catblocking > Allergic Escort > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Kitty Porn > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms > Don't Dude Me > All My Life Techno Remix#
#with tambourine
10/21/14
@ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club
I: First Time Doing Stand Up > Universal Citywalk Banter > A Whole New World Techno Remix > Thom Yorke > DMX Crying > News Man Rap
10/21/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Black Girl Part One* > Black Girl Part One#* > Kitty Porn* > Black Girl Part Two** > 3 Moms*** > Mirror*
*dropped the mic and high fived everyone in crowd
#repeated exact same joke
**dropped the mic and kicked over the mic stand and high fived everyone in crowd
***dropped the mic twice during joke, high fiving everyone in crowd
10/25/14
@ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club
I: Universal Citywalk Banter > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix > Bank of Satan > Catblocking > Cat Guy > Rescue > Black Girl > Kitty Porn > Black Girl > Scottie Pippen > Act Feminine > Sweet Tats > Dick Pic > Mirror > Everyday Kung Fu
10/28/14
@ Aces Comedy Club, Murrietta (hosting)
I: Act Feminine > 1 in 5 > Dick Pic > Mirror > Cat Guy > Rescue > Kitty Porn > Joshua Tree! > Tripping Cop, Hoblow > Dog in Heat, Bank of Satan
11/6/14
@ Park Bar
I*: Chinese Food** > Scottie Pippen > Older Women > Glow In The Dark Stars > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > The N Word** > Fake Plant > Razr Cock > Dick Pic > Hoblow
*entire set was performed with a guitar
**first time played
11/8/14
@ Thundergoat, Tustin, CA
I: e-tard > Thom Yorke > Scottie Pippen > Catblocking > Cat Guy > Rescue > Bank of Satan > A Whole New World Techno Remix
11/13/14
@ Pig-n-Whistle
I: Girl Asleep* > Canned Food Banter > Voting** > Chinese Food > Broke As Fuck
*did an impression of the girl asleep in the crowd
**first time played
11/23/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Hooper Banter > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > 1 in 5 > Older Women > Destroy > Dick Pic > 2nd CVS
11/24/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill
I: Scottie Pippen* > Black Girl* > Sweet Tats* > Older Women**
*techno remix version
**dub reggae version
11/28/14
@ Fubar "Mikey and Teddys Show"
I: Part of Your World Techno Remix > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Older Women > Dick Pic > Cat Guy > Rescue > Broke As Fuck > Sweet Tats
11/29/14
@ Brewery Artist Loft, "Surprise!"
I: 2nd CVS > Dr Hitler* > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Courtney**
*set is interrupted by Brock Wilbur playing my doctor who tells me I have a ton of severely rare STDS
**set is interrupted by Courtney Kocak playing my girlfriend who wants us to break up
12/11/14
@ Pig-n-Whistle
I: Familiar Face > Sprint of Shame > Cover Letters > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95
12/14/14
@ Brew Dog Pub "Spotlight Sundays"
I: Jingle Bells Techno Remix > News Man Rap > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Everyday Kung Fu
12/21/14
@ Taix Restaurant "French Toast'
I: Thom Yorke > e-tard > Sprint of Shame > Jingle Bells Techno Remix > Act Feminine > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > Black Girl