2014

1/6/14
@ Pancho's Mexican Restaurant

I: Florida Banter > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull# > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Cat Guy* > Kitty Porn > Back On Tinder > Older Women > Black Girl > Dog in Heat > Too Available > Everyday Kung Fu > Couple Banter > Oh Baby I Love Your Way Techno Remix > I Will Always Love You Techno Remix > Islands in the Stream Techno Remix

#first time played
* Party Mix Fakeout renamed


1/7/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill "Turbo Tuesdays"

I: Too Available > Messy Rooms  > Glow in the Dark Stars* > Wrong Hole > Older Women > Crazy* > Sweet Tats > Everyday Kung Fu > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > No Scrubs Techno Remix

*first time played


1/22/14
@ Kim's Sports Bar

I: Shower Banter > Sweet Tats > Back On Tinder > Low Key > Broke As Fuck* > Renaissance Rape > e-tard > 1 in 5 > Glow in the Dark Stars > Messy Rooms > Don't Dude Me > Older Women > Black Girl > Hoblow > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix

*first time played


1/25/14
@ Havana Restaurant, El Monte, CA

I: Sprint of Shame > I Will Always Love You Techno Remix > Cat Guy > Birthday Cat > Kitty Porn > Older Women > Sweet Tats > Everyday Kung Fu


2/16/14
@ Copa, Palm Springs, CA

I: Banter > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix > Bump-n-Grind Techno Remix > Sprint of Shame > Too Available > Older Women > Birthday Cat > Cat Guy > Allergic Escort > Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > Messy Rooms > Sweet Tats > Everyday Kung Fu


2/19/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club YooHoo Room

I: Back On Tinder > Party Mix


2/25/14
@ Echoes Under Sunset "Vagina Cupcake with Marc Maron"

I: e-tard > Birthday Cat > Cat Guy > Catblocking > Allergic Escort


2/26/14
@ Old Town Restaurant "Rico's Comedy Show" Huntington Beach, CA

I: e-tard > ATM Etiquette > Older Women > Act Feminine > Ann Taylor > 2nd CVS* > Putting Phone Away > Sweet Tats > Back On Tinder > OKCupid Message Reading**

* first time played
** received a message on phone while on stage and read it to crowd


2/27/14
@ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA

I: Banter > DMX Crying > News Man Rap > Sprint of Shame > Power of Pizza > Landslide Techno Remix > Too Available > Black Girl > Everyday Kung Fu


3/11/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill "Turbo Tuesdays"

I: Sinus Infection Banter > Broke As Fuck > ATM Etiquette > Take My Breath Away Techno Remix


3/13/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club Yoo Hoo Room

I: Black Girl > Older Women > Ann Taylor > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms


3/20/14
@ TPC, Inglewood, CA

I: e-tard > 2nd CVS > Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > Once In A Lifetime* > Everyday Kung Fu

*Ann Taylor renamed


3/24/14
@ Unurban Cafe, Venice, CA

I: Broke As Fuck > ATM Etiquette > Too Available > Act Feminine > Black Girl > 2nd CVS


3/26/14
@ 2J's Lounge, Fullerton, CA

I: 2J's Facebook Banter > Hoblow > My Pony Techno Remix > Cover Letters > Bank of Satan


3/27/14
@ Redwood Bar "Booty Call Thursdays"

I: End Of The Road Techno Remix > Broke As Fuck > Act Feminine > News Man Rap > 2nd CVS


4/7/14
@ Pancho's Mexican Restaurant, Redondo Beach

I: Uconn Banter > News Man Rap > DMX Crying > Catblocking > Cat Guy > Kitty Porn > Act Feminine > Once In A Lifetime > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix


4/15/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill "Turbo Tuesdays"

I: e-tard > Black Girl > Too Available > Too Available Dub* > Act Feminine > Dog in Heat > Don't Dude Me > Renaissance Rape

* first time played


4/24/14
@ Win Within Warehouse "The Roll Up"

I: e-tard > DMX Crying > News Man Rap > Too Available > Cat Guy > Kitty Porn > Black Girl > Messy Rooms > Don't Dude Me > Sprint of Shame > I Wanna Sex You Up Techno Remix*

*extended version


5/1/14
@ Green Tree Inn, Victorville, CA

I: Cat Guy > Kitty Porn > Scottie Pippen* > Act Feminine > Too Available > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms > Everyday Kung Fu > I Will Always Love You Techno Remix

* first time played


5/7/14
@ The Office "Overtime", San Bernadino, CA

I: Banter > News Man Rap > DMX Crying > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > All My Life Techno Remix > Bump-n-Grind Techno Remix > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Dick Pic* > Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Rescue* > Messy Rooms > Freestyle Rap#

* first time played
# ended set with a freestyle


5/8/14
@ Pig-n-Whistle "Silly Ass Show"

I: Sprint of Shame > 1 in 5 > Back on OKCupid > Broke As Fuck > Cat Guy > Rescue > Scottie Pippen > Too Available > Act Feminine > Dick Pic > ATM Etiquette > ATM Etiquette Dub > Bank of Satan > 2nd CVS


5/12/14
@ Danny's On Venice

I: Name Game* > All You Need Is Love Techno Remix* > Broke As Fuck > Cat Guy > Rescue > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Act Feminine > Sweet Tats > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > Kitty Porn

*walked around audience doing reggae beatboxing and trying to find audience member with the strangest first name


5/14/14
@ McCabes Bar

I: 1 in 5 > Back On Tinder > Older Women > Glow In The Dark Stars > Dick Pic > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Allergic Escort


5/18/14
@ McFaddens, San Diego, CA

I: e-tard > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Cat Guy > Rescue > Scottie Pippen > Older Women > Act Feminine > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Don't Dude Me > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > Row Your Boat Techno Remix# > Happy Birthday Techno Remix* > Messy Rooms

# extended version
*birthday song for Jamal and Edi


5/22/14
@ Park Bar, Burbank, CA

I: Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > 1 in 5 > Too Available > Older Women > Sprint of Shame > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix


5/23/14
@ Bombay Bar & Grill, Ventura, CA

I: Act Feminine > 2nd CVS > 1 in 5 > Scottie Pippen > Too Available > Everyday Kung Fu


5/27/14
@ The Office, Burbank, CA

I: Acid Trip Banter > Happy Haircuts > Flo Rida vs. Pitbull > Power of Pizza


6/5/14
@ Win Within "The Roll Up"

I: Cheesy Weed Banter > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Sweet Tats > Everyday Kung Fu


6/9/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill

I: Black Girl > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > e-tard > Fear Factor* > Dick Pic > Scottie Pippen > Older Women > 1 in 5 > Back On OKCupid > Broke As Fuck

*first time played


6/17/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill

I: Cat Guy > Rescue > Hoblow > I Will Always Love You Techno Remix > Messy Rooms > Scottie Pippen > Sweet Tats


6/25/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club

I: Sprint of Shame > Wind Beneath My Wings Techno Remix > Scottie Pippen > Act Feminine > Black Girl > Giraffe 69* > Sweet Tats

* first time played


6/26/14
@ Brownstone Pizzeria

I: Chanting Banter* > Power of Pizza# > Gregorian Chanting** > Giraffe 69 > e-tard > Scottie Pippen > Too Available > 3 Moms > Older Women > Black Girl > It's All Coming Back To Me Now Techno Remix

* told audience that if someone walks into the pizzeria during my set i will stop whatever bit I am doing and start doing gregorian chanting. When I finish I asked that they all give me a standing ovation.
#unfinished due to patron walking in
**standing ovation, then did a cover of "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G.


7/15/14
@ The Lexington

I: Giraffe 69 > 2nd CVS > Cover Letters > I Want To Dance With Somebody Techno Remix


7/29/14
@ Jon Lovitz Club - taping for JLCN

I: Act Feminine > Familiar Face > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > Black Girl > Messy Rooms > Scottie Pippen > Everyday Kung Fu


7/30/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club Main Room

I: Sprint of Shame > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix > Act Feminine > Black Girl > Scottie Pippen > Everyday Kung Fu


7/31/14
@ Park Bar

I: Giraffe 69 > 1 in 5 > Back On Tinder > Don't Dude Me > Dog in Heat > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > DMX Crying


8/7/14
@ Wine Rack, Ventura, CA

I: Wine Banter > Act Feminine > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95* > Older Women > 1 in 5 > Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > 2nd CVS

*first time played


8/13/14
@ Flappers Comedy Club, YooHoo Room

I: e-tard > Cat Guy > Rescue > DMX Crying > News Man Rap > 1 in 5


8/23/14
@ Alano Comedy Club, Riverside, CA

I: e-tard > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms > Joshua Tree! > Everyday Kung Fu > All You Need Is Love Techno Remix


8/24/14
@ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club

I: Bass Solo > News Man Rap > Cat Guy > Kitty Porn > 3 Moms > 1 in 5 > Back On Tinder > Broke As Fuck > Can't Get Enough of Your Love Techno Remix


9/3/14
@ McCabes Bar

I: Groupie Banter > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Back On Tinder > Older Women > Messy Rooms


9/8/14
@ Venice Bistro

I: e-tard > Sprint of Shame > Under The Sea Techno Remix > A Whole New World Techno Remix > News Man Rap > Freestyle Rap > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Dick Pic > Freestyle Rap



9/9/14
@ Good Luck Bar "The Good Luck Show"

I: e-tard > Cat Guy > Rescue > Allergic Escort


9/11/14
@ Park Bar

I*: 1 in 5 > Scottie Pippen > Dick Pic > Mirror > Older Women > Act Feminine > Kitty Porn > Fear Factor > Razr Cock > Fake Plant** > 3 Moms > Black Girl

*entire set was performed with a guitar
** first time played


9/16/14
@ Universal Bar and Grill

I: First Time Doing Stand Up* > When You Wish Upon A Star Techno Remix > A Whole New World Techno Remix > Hakuna Matata Dub Remix

*introduced as a person attempting stand up for the first time, first time played


9/24/14
@ Lot B Cafe

I: Record Banter > e-tard > 2nd CVS > Scottie Pippen


9/25/14
@ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA

I: Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Rescue > Kitty Porn > Scottie Pippen > Older Women > 3 Moms > 2nd CVS


10/5/14
@ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club

I: A Whole New World Techno Remix > Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Everyday Kung Fu


10/8/14
@ Work Out Room

I: Pamela Anderson* > Thom Yorke* > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95

*first time played


10/9/14
@ Pig-n-Whistle

I: Thom Yorke > Tripping Cop* > Giraffe 69 > Dirk Diggler* > Scottie Pippen > Too Available > Destroy* > Mirror

*first time played


10/15/14
@ Red Balls Rock-n-Roll Pizza

I: Tambourine Banter > Sprint of Shame > A Whole New World Techno Remix* > Bare Necessities Techno Remix# > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95 > Act Feminine > Cat Guy > Rescue > Catblocking > Allergic Escort > Scottie Pippen > Black Girl > Kitty Porn > Black Girl > Sweet Tats > Messy Rooms > Don't Dude Me > All My Life Techno Remix#

#with tambourine


10/21/14
@ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club

I: First Time Doing Stand Up > Universal Citywalk Banter > A Whole New World Techno Remix > Thom Yorke > DMX Crying > News Man Rap


10/21/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill

I: Black Girl Part One* > Black Girl Part One#* > Kitty Porn* > Black Girl Part Two** > 3 Moms*** > Mirror*

*dropped the mic and high fived everyone in crowd
#repeated exact same joke
**dropped the mic and kicked over the mic stand and high fived everyone in crowd
***dropped the mic twice during joke, high fiving everyone in crowd


10/25/14
@ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club

I: Universal Citywalk Banter > I'll Make Love To You Techno Remix > Bank of Satan > Catblocking > Cat Guy > Rescue > Black Girl > Kitty Porn > Black Girl > Scottie Pippen > Act Feminine > Sweet Tats > Dick Pic > Mirror > Everyday Kung Fu


10/28/14
@ Aces Comedy Club, Murrietta (hosting)

I: Act Feminine > 1 in 5 > Dick Pic > Mirror > Cat Guy > Rescue > Kitty Porn > Joshua Tree! > Tripping Cop, Hoblow > Dog in Heat, Bank of Satan


11/6/14
@ Park Bar

I*: Chinese Food** > Scottie Pippen > Older Women > Glow In The Dark Stars > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > The N Word** > Fake Plant > Razr Cock > Dick Pic > Hoblow

*entire set was performed with a guitar
**first time played


11/8/14
@ Thundergoat, Tustin, CA

I: e-tard > Thom Yorke > Scottie Pippen > Catblocking > Cat Guy > Rescue > Bank of Satan > A Whole New World Techno Remix


11/13/14
@ Pig-n-Whistle

I: Girl Asleep* > Canned Food Banter > Voting** > Chinese Food > Broke As Fuck

*did an impression of the girl asleep in the crowd
**first time played


11/23/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill

I: Hooper Banter > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > 1 in 5 > Older Women > Destroy > Dick Pic > 2nd CVS


11/24/14
@ Universal Bar & Grill

I: Scottie Pippen* > Black Girl* > Sweet Tats* > Older Women**

*techno remix version
**dub reggae version


11/28/14
@ Fubar "Mikey and Teddys Show"

I: Part of Your World Techno Remix > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Older Women > Dick Pic > Cat Guy > Rescue > Broke As Fuck > Sweet Tats


11/29/14
@ Brewery Artist Loft, "Surprise!"

I: 2nd CVS > Dr Hitler* > 3 Moms > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Courtney**

*set is interrupted by Brock Wilbur playing my doctor who tells me I have a ton of severely rare STDS
**set is interrupted by Courtney Kocak playing my girlfriend who wants us to break up


12/11/14
@ Pig-n-Whistle

I: Familiar Face > Sprint of Shame > Cover Letters > 3 Moms > Freedom of 95


12/14/14
@ Brew Dog Pub "Spotlight Sundays"

I: Jingle Bells Techno Remix > News Man Rap > Act Feminine > Scottie Pippen > Everyday Kung Fu


12/21/14
@ Taix Restaurant "French Toast'

I: Thom Yorke > e-tard > Sprint of Shame > Jingle Bells Techno Remix > Act Feminine > Catblocking > Kitty Porn > Black Girl